— Douglas Pagels
Friday, May 16, 2025
Making America Gag Again
Instead of acting like a competent leader of a nation of 350,000,000 people, today Adolf Orange threatened Bruce Springsteen and claimed he singlehandedly reduced Taylor Swift's "hotness" level. Meanwhile, states are killing women via forced childbirth, terrorizing legal brown people, taking school lunch from kids, firing veterans, raging that queer people exist, planning to nuke Medicaid so the vulnerable will die, creating propaganda, abducting and exiling unconvicted men to foreign countries, deporting refugees and adopted Black children, and immigrating Neo-Nazis from Elon's hometown. This country elected a tantrum-throwing, maniacal Fascist manchild with Grandiose Narcissism who thinks he's Godzilla, TWICE. I'm confident I'll never see a more embarrassing, more unintelligent, more delusional cult than Cheeto Mussolini's brainwashed MAGA antichrist worshippers. They deserve no privilege and no peace the rest of their days.