I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be,
but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.
— Douglas Pagels

Friday, May 18, 2018

Amateur Cosplay Photoshoot












Don't let my giant glowing face hurt your eyes, ha.

This is a mild example of Victorian Science-Fiction, aka Steampunk. My face and neck are metallic thanks to a cover of Jacquard Pearl-Ex Powder (Interference Gold and Super Bronze, if you care). I'm wearing a corset belt (It is extremely loose! Heaven knows I can't have anything actually pressing into my painful torso). I'm wearing Steampunk goggles on my soft bowler hat, a compass around my neck, and a long Roman numeral timepiece that opens like a locket (I love that thing). The skirt and blouse are thrift store finds from last year. The jacket is from my days as a paralegal in...drum roll please...2004! The shoes are an old pair of Dr. Scholl's, and are falling apart so badly that I have to glue them back together every time I wear them. This is what is known as closet cosplay. It's not the best costume by any means, but it works!

Sadly missing: gears attached to the side of my face. I couldn't find them in my storage room, so that's a pretty big part of the costume that I was unable to use. I also left my binoculars at home, and I did have my walking cane in the last two pics but the amateur photographer who shall not be named cropped it out. I intended for the cane to show, but I didn't complain.

I am very weak and exhausted, but I had a lot of fun dressing up for impromptu photos and I appreciate the free photo shoot! I am headed toward a dose of effervescent potassium, a hot shower, a bowl of soup, and my bed.

Bonsoir mes amis!