Welcome to the August 10th edition of Kelli's Epic Fail:
Woke up and read that a farmer's market would be open today.
Drove there and found 4 booths, none of which sold produce.
Saw I was almost out of gas.
Stopped at the gas station.
Couldn't find my debit card nor my cash.
Realized I left it all on my dresser at home.
Knew I'd never make it home with my car almost out of gas.
Contemplated who to call to come to my rescue.
Oops, I have no phone either!
It's on the dresser with the debit card and the money.
Surely I could make it a few miles over the bridge to my bank.
Son of a biscuit eater, it's Saturday.
Now counting dimes and pennies in the car.
"Yes sir, $2.30 on pump four...sorry about all the change."
Home, with nothing to show for the last hour.
This epic fail has been brought to you by Kelli. Tune in next week to read about her next inevitable epic fail. Same bat time...same bat channel.