After going through a handful of wrong phone numbers (thanks a lot, office lady) I finally brought out the Google-Fu and found the place myself.
I have an appointment on June 10th at the USA Women's clinic. That was the earliest appointment they could give me since I am a new patient, regardless of my condition. Three weeks. Ouch.
I'm trying my best to stay out of the ER, but man it's hard. Prayers are definitely appreciated.